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Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Laugh Out Loud!

Get your friends and family together and put on a comedy show with these hilarious jokes.

What is big, grey and wears glass slippers?

What kind of horses like to be ridden at night?
A nightmare.

What do you all a grizzly bear without teeth?
A gummy bear.

What do you call a ghost the puts out fires?
A fire frighter.

Why did the boy say moo?
Because he as a cowboy.

Which object is the king of the class room?
A Ruler.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

What time of the year do you jump on the trampoline?
Spring time.

What do ducks have with their soup?

What do snakes use to cut paper?

What day of the week do chickens hate?

What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory.

What makes music on your head?
A head band.

What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.

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