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Monday, December 6, 2010

You'll be as jolly as Santa after these jokes

Who visits good lions on Christmas Eve?
Santa Claws!

What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the Po-eww!

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

What colour is a burp?

What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit?

What do pigs get when they're ill?

Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can Neverland!

Why did the boy wear nappies to the party?
Because he was a party-pooper.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they crack up!

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