Why did the mermaid look the other way?
Because the sea-weed.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Why did the tap dancer retire?
She kept falling in the sink
Why do toadstools grow so close together?
Because they don't need mushroom.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7,8, 9.
What did one angel say to the other?
Halo
Why did the dog stay in the shade?
He didn't want to be a hotdog.
Why are cooks mean?
Because they beat eggs and mash potatoes.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
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