Who visits good lions on Christmas Eve?
Santa Claws!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
Winnie the Po-eww!
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
What colour is a burp?
Burple
What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit?
Straw-berries
What do pigs get when they're ill?
Oink-ment.
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he's always spotted.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can Neverland!
Why did the boy wear nappies to the party?
Because he was a party-pooper.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they crack up!
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